Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 17, 2020

Mid-December Snowstorm

While it's made local TV almost unwatchable, as they indulge themselves in wall-to-wall coverage of what is really a routine event in the northern tier of states, please be careful.

In many areas, this is a wet snow, of the kind that some call "heart-attack snow".

This is not the time to get a heart attack or other injury from shoveling snow. Most of the hospitals are busy enough, right now.

2 comments:

Eck! said...

A bit further north of the Mass pike its fluffy, drifty, and dry snow.
Still no fun to shovel as its messy to toss being fluffy, windy and
below 20F.

we got a foot of the stuff, its winter!

Eck!

Leo Knight said...

I live in Maryland. Back in the 70s and 80s, everyone from out of state mocked us for how we reacted to snow: closing schools, news coverage, etc. "Two feet of snow? That's nothing! You people are wimps!" Now it seems everything over six inches is "a major weather event."