Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, December 12, 2020

The Roster of Sedition and Shame

Here is a list of the seditious bastards who tried to assit Trump in his misbegotten coup attempt:

First, the attorneys general, the chief law enforcement officers of their states, who joined Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton in this legal monstrosity: Eric Schmitt, Missouri (he goes first because Missouri filed the brief); Steve Marshall, Alabama; Leslie Rutledge, Arkansas; Ashley Moody, Florida; Curtis Hill, Indiana; Derek Schmidt, Kansas; Jeff Landry, Louisiana; Lynn Fitch, Mississippi; Tim Fox, Montana; Doug Peterson, Nebraska; Wayne Stenehjem, North Dakota; Mike Hunter, Oklahoma; Alan Wilson, South Carolina; Jason Ravnsborg, South Dakota; Herbert H. Slatery III, Tennessee; Sean Reyes, Utah; Patrick Morrisey, West Virginia.

Second, the House members, including McCarthy, Whip Steve Scalise (La.); Jim Jordan (Ohio), ranking member of the House Judiciary Committee; Kevin Brady (Tex.), ranking member of the Ways and Means Committee; Rep. Gary Palmer (Ala.), head of the Republican Policy Committee; and Mike Johnson (La.), who organized this constitutional abomination.

The rest, listed in order of their home state: Alabama (Robert B. Aderholt, Mo Brooks, Bradley Byrne), Arizona (Andy Biggs, Debbie Lesko), Arkansas (Eric A. “Rick” Crawford, Bruce Westerman), California (Ken Calvert, Doug LaMalfa, Tom McClintock), Colorado (Ken Buck, Doug Lamborn), Florida (Gus M. Bilirakis, Mario Diaz-Balart, Neal Dunn, Matt Gaetz, Bill Posey, John Rutherford, Ross Spano, Michael Waltz, Daniel Webster, Ted Yoho), Georgia (Rick Allen, Earl L. “Buddy” Carter, Douglas A. Collins, Drew Ferguson, Jody Hice, Barry Loudermilk, Austin Scott), Idaho (Russ Fulcher, Mike Simpson), Illinois (Mike Bost, Darin LaHood), Indiana (Jim Baird, Jim Banks, Trey Hollingsworth, Greg Pence, Jackie Walorski), Iowa (Steve King), Kansas (Ron Estes, Roger Marshall), Louisiana (Ralph Abraham, Clay Higgins).

Maryland (Andy Harris), Michigan (Jack Bergman, Bill Huizenga, John Moolenaar, Tim Walberg), Minnesota (Tom Emmer, Jim Hagedorn, Pete Stauber), Mississippi (Michael Guest, Trent Kelly, Steven M. Palazzo), Missouri (Sam Graves, Billy Long, Vicky Hartzler, Blaine Luetkemeyer, Jason T. Smith, Ann Wagner), Montana (Greg Gianforte), Nebraska (Jeff Fortenberry, Adrian Smith), New Jersey (Gregory Steube, Jeff Van Drew), New York (Elise Stefanik, Lee Zeldin), North Carolina (Dan Bishop, Ted Budd, Virginia Foxx, Richard Hudson, Greg Murphy, David Rouzer, Mark Walker), Ohio (Bob Gibbs, Bill Johnson, Robert E. Latta, Brad Wenstrup), Oklahoma (Kevin Hern, Markwayne Mullin).

Pennsylvania (John Joyce, Frederick B. Keller, Mike Kelly, Dan Meuser, Scott Perry, Guy Reschenthaler, Glenn Thompson), South Carolina (Jeff Duncan, Ralph Norman, Tom Rice, William Timmons, Joe Wilson), Tennessee (Tim Burchett, Scott DesJarlais, Charles J. “Chuck” Fleischmann, Mark Green, David Kustoff, John Rose), Texas (Jodey Arrington, Brian Babin, Michael C. Burgess, Michael Cloud, K. Michael Conaway, Dan Crenshaw, Bill Flores, Louie Gohmert, Lance Gooden, Kenny Marchant, Randy Weber, Roger Williams, Ron Wright), Virginia (Ben Cline, H. Morgan Griffith, Rob Wittman, Ron Wright), Washington (Cathy McMorris Rodgers, Dan Newhouse), West Virginia (Carol Miller, Alex Mooney), Wisconsin (Tom Tiffany).

So much for the party that believes in federalism, hates activist judges and, now, endorses states rights. They all advocated using the judiciary to overturn election results in states that displeased them.

They believe only in loyalty to Trump. Not a single person listed above is loyal to the United States of America. They have all taken a massive dump on the Constitution and, by so doing, have betrayed their oath of office. Every one of them, if they had even an ounce of personal integrity, should resign their offices. They are all seditious losers, who deserve to be shunned by true patriots.

I am confident that history will judge them poorly. But hell, I'm not waiting around for that.

So, if you agree, do your part to ensure that their bout of sedition is remembered.

7 comments:

Frank Wilhoit said...

You left out 74 million other names.

Comrade Misfit said...

I am going to presume that at least some of them are still loyal to the Constitution.

seafury said...

Nope the constitution is there only if you agree with it. In this case they say constitutionally they "won". And here in the Badger state the Supreme Court has agreed to hear the case. No bets on how they rule. He still hasn't played the trump card. The final solution so to speak. When he orders the arrest of every elected democratic member of congress, every governor, every judge who ruled against him. Then he'll let the people judge. Nah even he wouldn't do that would he? No once the electoral college certifies its over, nope. As far as holding "them"accountable, miss Lindsey gets reelected, Mitch gets reelected, Purdue and Loeffler get elected, They'll never be held accountable for enabling this buffoon. The ones who break my heart are Crenshaw and Cotton. At least they have real Pedigrees. I know Cotton is batshit crazy but I had hope for Crenshaw. I can't wait to see what he does next. Like the head cheerleader at work says "the president is a fucking genius, he's got em all right in the spotlight now. Even the fucking Supreme Court fell into the trap". Maybe at the next superspreader event he holds up the constitution and lights it on fire and says I'm the constitution now!!! And the crowd roars 4 more years 4 more years

Ten Bears said...

Interesting variation on Godwin's Algorithm (which really needs a rewrite, it is way out of touch): as more and more of these cretins attend more and more of these superspreader events and the lesser and lesser these exclusive kick-it-in-the-ass cocktails for the wealthy and well-placed are available the greater the likelihood one of these wealthy and well-placed are going to catch the trump-bug ... and die. Kick the bucket, roll it over, buy the farm. Push up a few daisies. Make Peace with St. Peter.

Let 'em have their fun. Am reminded of a joke my rogue Mennonite grandfather was fond of telling, of a midnight kitchen encounter twixt a Quaker and burglar: Quaker said “I wouldn’t think of harming thee, friend, but ye standith where I am about to shoot!” Everyone who is actively trying not to catch the Trump-Virus is as squared away as can be: masked-up, locked-down 🎶 I’ve got dishwater fingers! There just isn’t much else that can be done to protect ourselves and those around us. The odds are in our favor. Let ’em have their little covid-parties, catch the bug. Yes, yes yes yes, they have much better healthcare than the rest of us, but they’re still gonna’ get really sick.

Really, really sick. Some will die.

It is what it is.

dinthebeast said...

I don't think they are as loyal to Fergus as they are terrified of his idiot hordes, who still comprise a majority of the Republican primary electorate.
Remember, they were all warned beforehand that Fergus was noting who supported it and who wasn't, mob boss threat style.
They should still be made to own their behavior.
Burn the lifeboats.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Eck! said...

That list will live forever, they will be know as the the corps of
seditious traitors.

They are supposed to know better.

The other 74,000,000, no one is forcing them to be part of a
cult. I suspect many will leave once the fog clears.


Eck!

Unknown said...

This was a most worthwhile effort. Appreciates.