Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 31, 2020

EEEEEEEEEEEE



I am having technical difficulties of the "I won't shed a tear if the Norks nuked Cupertino" kind.

Go ahead, touch that dial!
Posted by on or about 22:20

4 comments:

Deadstick said...

Couple of my students are getting abused by Cupertino crap. I share your fantasy.

10/31/2020 10:44 PM
dinthebeast said...

This is a little bit more Jobs worship than I care for, but here's Rick Beato, a music producer, explaining why he won't use Apple products any more:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKJjLwMUPJI

-Doug in Sugar Pine

11/01/2020 1:13 AM
Ten Bears said...

Chuckling (somewhat) like Jabba the Hutt.

(I use Macs. Still. Sort of)

11/01/2020 1:50 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

I thought my phone's battery was shot. Seems that's not the case. In the process of troubleshooting this, the data backup got corrupted, so all that's lost. Mostly photos.

So it goes.

11/01/2020 8:37 AM

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