Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, October 27, 2020

How to Get a Shit Factory Named After You

Have a cable show and pick a fight with a city:



5 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

Yet another Streisand Effect FUBAR. Had Danbury just rolled with the punch, smiled tightly and gone on, this all would be forgotten.

Comrade Misfit said...

Yes, but look at the money that this has raised for charities, and not just from Oliver.

CenterPuke88 said...

Over $100,000 for local charities already...excellent!

0_0 said...

It's not a shit factory.

It's a shit processing plant.
It takes in shit (and other stuff) and transforms it into not-shit. Like fertilizer and fuel.

CenterPuke88 said...

Kinda the reverse of DJT, who takes an acceptably middle of the road country and turns it into a third-world shithole in terms of disease control and respect for science.