Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, May 28, 2020

Only Fifteen Cases, He Said

Trump, February 26, 2020:
And again, when you have 15 people [with coronavirus], and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero, that’s a pretty good job we’ve done.
May 27, 2020:
The U.S. death toll from COVID-19 has reached a somber milestone: As of Wednesday afternoon, the highly infectious viral disease has taken more than 100,000 lives nationwide.
Heckuvajob, Trumpie. Keep lying to yourself and your supporters about the great job you've been doing.

The rest of us know the truth of the matter.

2 comments:

w3ski said...

His tiny mind just can't accept the fact that he is presiding over the largest loss of American lives since WW 2. And in only 5 months.
I don't see that he ever took responsibility for anything in his life, so I suppose he won't now either, but this disaster is all on him. His fault started when he lied to us at the very beginning.
I can only hope that the sheer number of dead will finally sway is "die-hard" (haha), followers.
He has got to go.
w3ski

Eck! said...

The man has no touch with reality.

His followers are in the same boat looking at the same hole in the bottom.
They keep telling them selves that not water.

Eck!