Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, May 13, 2020

Chinese Sten guns


No word as to whether or not Smithfield Foods has some for its security force.

3 comments:

w3ski said...

Thanks for turning me on to Gun Jesus. He is entertaining in a dry way but I do enjoy it. What a job he has.
w3ski

Dark Avenger said...

The Commies have a pork reserve, you know. Of course stockpiling food in case it’s needed is the first step on road to Socialism.

CenterPuke88 said...

Ditto,w3ski...got me jonesing for a “Hi guys” t-shirt”.