Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, May 13, 2020

Chinese Sten guns


No word as to whether or not Smithfield Foods has some for its security force.
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3 comments:

w3ski said...

Thanks for turning me on to Gun Jesus. He is entertaining in a dry way but I do enjoy it. What a job he has.
w3ski

5/14/2020 11:05 AM
Dark Avenger said...

The Commies have a pork reserve, you know. Of course stockpiling food in case it’s needed is the first step on road to Socialism.

5/14/2020 11:44 AM
CenterPuke88 said...

Ditto,w3ski...got me jonesing for a “Hi guys” t-shirt”.

5/14/2020 7:46 PM

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