Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"Mobs Do Not Rush Across Town to Do Good Deeds." -- James Lee Burke

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Let’s eat all of these people!” — Venom

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Sunday, May 10, 2020

I'll Leave This Right Here


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With much of America looking to reopen its shuttered economy early, the actions are receiving praise for allowing struggling infectious pathogens like the novel coronavirus a much-needed lifeline.

“Those stay-at-home orders really hit me hard. I’m not sure how much longer I could have survived to be honest.”

Speaking to George Stephanopoulos on ABC’s This Week, the lipid-enveloped virus said the pain of the past few weeks had really put a dent in its ability to earn a living.

“A few more weeks of that and my business of infecting people might have folded completely.”
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The virus went on to thank the Trump administration and business-friendly Republican governors for creating the right conditions for growth.

“Thanks to them I will bounce back from this terrible shutdown and thrive like you wouldn’t believe."

2 comments:

Eck! said...

But the scientists can't talk to congress...
Seems like they are the only one interested in listening!


Eck!

Nangleator said...

We just had to outsmart a virus, but we failed. We just had to be more patient than a virus. But we failed.