Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, May 9, 2020

Trump Has Committed Voter Fraud

Donald Trump, as you know, changed his legal residence from New York City to Mar-a-Lago in Florida.

However, it seems that Mar-a-Lago is a private club. Not only is it not a private residence, it is not permitted, as a private club, to operate as a residence.

So Trump is breaking the law. By saying that he is residing in a place that he cannot legally reside, and then voting in the Florida primary earlier this year, Trump has committed voter fraud.

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

2 comments:

Constitutional Insurgent said...

Doesn’t matter to his sycophants. Nothing does......until the next Democrat does the same thing.

w3ski said...

So many crimes but so little prosecution.
w3ski