Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Fuck, It's Been 44 Years!


I presume it's still shedding money to those involved.

2 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Brush W/ Greatness: Saw B.S. at the Chinese Theater, where the film ends, which was fun enough, but the very next morning I saw Mel Brooks & Anne Bancroft in line buying groceries at Rock'n'Roll Ralphs, & complimented Mr. Brooks on his fine film.

Oblio said...

OMFG... I just laughed my ass off watching this doc, thanks for the post. I too saw B.S. upon its release and was wild about it, told all my friends to see it and they thought I was nuts. The notion that Richard Pryor was involved in writing it is news to me but now, not surprising. Along with 'Young Frankenstein', 'Blazing Saddles' is among my Top 20 All-Time Favorite Films. The one-liners from this joint will be rolling in my head all day now!