Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, May 11, 2020

ABC's Spill-Chucker Malfunctioned

This is a screenshot from tonight's ABC World News Tonight:


"Gummen". Heh.

5 comments:

Nebris said...

hurr

Anonymous said...

I find that actually happens alot, usually only on the first run of a story. When the story runs again in the next hour, normally it is corrected.

Comrade Misfit said...

Witold, I sure hope they caught it.

Dark Avenger said...

I hope they didn’t.

dinthebeast said...

Did they perhaps mean "Grumman" the defense contractor?

-Doug in Sugar Pine