Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, March 8, 2018

Tapocketa-pocketa-pocketa

Posted by on or about 11:24
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6 comments:

3383 said...

Proof at last!

In real news, have you seen the photos from the sunken USS Lexington?

3/08/2018 12:19 PM
New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

KNEW IT!

3/08/2018 2:10 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

3383, I have, indeed.

3/08/2018 2:44 PM
B said...

I need one of those for when I buy a plane.

Most of the people who would fly with me would laugh...the others would probably believe it.

3/08/2018 11:25 PM
Nangleator said...

Just imagine the number of people who would have to be in on it. How much hardware in each plane, tanks of "chems." Every last airframe AND powerplant mechanic in the world would have to be in on it, as well as every employee of every manufacturer...

All this so the masterminds can spread their poison EVEN ONTO THEIR OWN HEADS.

When a far cheaper, easier, simpler method of getting those "chems" into everyone's bodies would be through tapwater. But no, the conspiracy involves dumping it out into the air, where everyone could see it.

God damn, people are stupid.

3/09/2018 12:48 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

And all of those people would have to keep quiet about it, forever. That doesn't come close to passing the sniff test.

3/09/2018 1:22 PM

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