Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, March 8, 2018

That Would Only Be Reasonable If It Was a Portal to Other Worlds or Universes

Records show the Interior Department spent nearly $139,000 last year for construction at the agency that was labeled on a work order as “Secretary’s Door.”

A spokeswoman for Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke did not provide answers Thursday to questions about whether changes had been made to a door in the secretary’s office.

5 comments:

B said...

"The project was planned by career facilities and security officials as part of the decade-long modernization of the historic building erected in 1936 a few blocks from the White House, she said."

Iron City said...



The door probably includes a dinette set, so there is $31K of it. If the door (or portal) involves enlarging wall openings it would be a major job. The major walls in that building are at least a foot thick, masonry, built during the Depression (another Republican gift to the world that included a trade war) and they took their time and did it right.

Nangleator said...

This is why I don't believe in any big-government conspiracies. 538 elected money-vampires are expected to miss enough budget money to hire an M, Q, and several double-O agents? I don't think so.

Comrade Misfit said...

And what was so wrong with the old door that they have to spend $139K on a new one? I'm betting that a couple of primo woodworkers could build a new door for a lot less.

3383 said...

It's not the door materials, it's the inspections and approvals.