Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, March 30, 2018

Shut off Your Fingerprint Scanner

It allows the cops to open your mobile phone without your consent.

It's not a big stretch to suggest that they're doing this to the living and then using the doctrine of parallel construction to get around those tacky issues of illegal searching and the fruit of the poisonous tree.

2 comments:

3383 said...

I tried to access the site vie Googe's cache, and came up with a bad-enough case from 2016. I don't have anything illegal, but I may enable the brick-after-excessive-wrong-passcodes feature.

CenterPuke88 said...

While there isn't anything on my iPhone that I consider would cause any difficulties, that doesn't mean I'm gonna unlock it for Barney. Hummmmmm, so when the first state mandates insurance ID cards on phones (if owned), it would be to get around the unlock issue...

So now Obama phones (misnomer) are potentially the cops friend...