Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, March 10, 2018

Kick the Ball, Donnie!

5 comments:

B said...

Probably true.

Glenn Kelley said...

A meeting of the two worst haircuts in politics .

CenterPuke88 said...

Sorry, Glenn, check out Boris Johnson.

CenterPuke88 said...

Oh, and 38 North has an interesting take on this proposal, suggesting that it might be the opening move by China to kick the U.S. out of Asia.

Glenn Kelley said...

Yea, Boris should learn to use a hair brush .