Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Hey, Donnie! Why Not Get the Department of Agriculture to Pay For Your Stupid Wall?

His latest brainfart is to get the military to pay for the wall.

Which, of course, has the support of very few people over at Ft. Fumble.

5 comments:

B said...: Yeah, lets use SNAP funds for it....; 3/27/2018 8:55 PM
CenterPuke88 said...: Nice, B., trying to make us like East Germany...the wall will stop starving American kids from escaping, right?; 3/28/2018 7:41 AM
Dark Avenger said...: SNAP feeds a lot of children, but of course we must fund our fears instead of our future.; 3/28/2018 9:07 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: Children must go hungry in order to punish them for being born into poor families. Because reasons.; 3/28/2018 6:06 PM
3383 said...: People are against SNAP?!; 3/30/2018 4:20 PM