Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Trump's Culinary Crimes Against Humanity

Donald Trump ate in his first D.C. restaurant as POTUS on Saturday night ... Trump ordered a strip steak, which he ate per his preference, well done and with ketchup [snark deleted].
I'll let the fact that he ate at the restaurant in his own hotel mostly pass.

But steak? Well-done? And with ketchup? Has he no soul? Has he no class?

Well, we know the answer to that, for he eats pizza with a fork.

But then again, he also eats fried chicken with a fork.

Barbarian.

2 comments:

3383 said...

I like what well done should be. But if I order i, someone apparently gets pissed off and sends me a hockey puck. So I order medium well.

I never had an undercooked steak in the Fleet.

If I order medium, I get medium rare. Which grosses me out. No, I'm not twelve years old anymore.

Ketchup? ugh.

w3ski said...

Culinary abortions aside. The man wears bad fitting suits and a tie that hangs down to his balls?
I don't want this Bozo the represent us at all even by his looks! Besides that his profile is akin to a sack of potatoes.
w3ski