Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, February 9, 2017

Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III

My guess is we're going to see a replay of the infamous Palmer Raids.

This is shaping up to be the most overtly racist administration since the Administration of Woodrow Wilson.

3 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

sigh

Communists are not a race. Just because they are called 'Reds' doesn't mean they are their own unique genetic taxonomy.

hans said...

around my grandfathers' dinner tables Wilson's name was a curse word and nothing I've learned about him has improved his reputation

dinthebeast said...

From twitter:

Peter Huestis ‏@RealSparklePony 20h20 hours ago

Pence: "Yessss, everybody is saying Bannon's in charge."
Sessions: "This is like a dream come true."

*fist bump*


-Doug in Oakland