Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, June 12, 2016

That Also Didn't Take Long

Donald Trump, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, is citing the mass shooting to advance his argument that legal and illegal immigration are endangering U.S. security.

“We admit more than 100,000 lifetime migrants from the Middle East each year. Since 9/11, hundreds of migrants and their children have been implicated in terrorism in the United States," Trump said in a statement.
The Asswipe of Orlando, age 29, was born in this country. If you do the math (never Trump's forte), you'll easily see that Asswipe was about fifteen in 2001.

But hey, to Donald the Grifter, "immigrants" include the offspring and descendants of immigrants, a point he's made clear in his racist attacks on a judge who has dared to displease The Donald.

Unless your immigrant forebears came from Germany. Which would presumably be permissible to Herr Drumpf.

3 comments:

D. said...

" hundreds of migrants and their children have been implicated in terrorism in the United States," Trump said in a statement."

Thirty, tops.

Joe said...

Seen somewhere: Trump thinks New York City is in Afghanistan, Indiana is in Mexico, and Hawaii is in Kenya.

Will said...

In one way, he has a point. If the parents hadn't been allowed to move here, he wouldn't have been here to do that crime.

Islam is absolutely incompatible with our Constitution. For that fact alone, Moslems never should have been allowed to come here on any sort of long term basis.

It's not like problems with them is something new to the US. Our first war, outside our borders, was with a typical bunch in the Med who were taking our shipping and sailors.

Of course, expecting any of our Political Class to learn from history would be silly. They remind me of that Italian racer in the movie "The Gumball Rally", where he tears off the rearview mirror and tosses it over his shoulder while saying "what'sa behind me is ofa no concern".