Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, January 8, 2016

On the Fritz


The Free Ice Cream Machine, to steal Tam's term, is sort of broken. A couple of regularly scheduled features are in the queue and will be dispensed on time.

In short, I appear to have picked up a bug from one of those Aluminum Infection Dispensers (airliners). At least the weekend is almost here, for some enforced downtime.

1 comment:

w3ski said...

Don't be sick, it's bad for you!
Please get well soon and 'bless yore ornery heart'.
Seriously
w3ski