Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Thursday, January 14, 2016

Chemistry Humor


The New York Crank said...

Uh, I'm confused. Last year she was singing duets on public TV with Tony Bennett, and now here she is up to her old tricks again. Am I supposed to be a fanboy because I'm a pre-boomer, nostalgia-driven, wimpy lover of jazz singing> Or because I'm a rocker-kinkster with a sever fetish for latex costumes, among other objects?

Please, which do you want me to do, Lady G? Walk or chew gum?

Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank

The New York Crank said...

Umm, thaat should have been a "severe" fetish, not a "sever" fetish. It hasn't come down — at lest not yet — to cutting off my thumbs and a nostril for decorative purposes.

And there should have been a question mark after "jazz singing?"


Comrade Misfit said...

That video was uploaded six years ago, with 650 million hits since then.