Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, January 16, 2016

Be Prepared to Embrace the Suck; Revolver Ed.

Kimber is fixing to announce their first revolver.

Of course, they had to come up with a cutesy name for it so they could trademark it.

What I know of the company is that they've earned a reputation for better at marketing than they are at making.

Kimber warrants their guns for one year. On the other hand, Smith & Wesson has a lifetime warranty. So does Armscor/Rock Island, Charter Arms, Colt and Springfield. That suggests something to me about how well the various manufacturers regard their products.

1 comment:

Leo Knight said...

I don't know much about firearms, but the Kimber page you linked to just screams, "We suck!" I especially like how they put "revolutionary" in quotes. Oh, how edgy!