Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, June 1, 2015

Look! Up In the Sky! It's a Bird, No, It's the Feebies!

The Stasi FBI has a fleet of late-model Cessna spyplanes, which are registered to non-existent three-letter companies. The airplanes fly low over cities and towns doing fuck-if-we-know, which probably implies that the Feebies are doing things that they shouldn't be doing, or that would cause outrage if we knew what they were doing.

Maybe we should all start wearing wide-brimmed hats.

Enemy of the State wasn't supposed to be a "how-to" manual, but it sure seems that way.

2 comments:

Old NFO said...

Transitioning technology from 'other' uses... Just sayin...

Robert Fowler said...

Maybe I should move my computer away from the dining room window. Or close the blinds.