Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, June 29, 2015

Shorter GOP: "We Don't Need No Stinkin' Votes From Beaners."

It's been nearly two weeks since The Donald bleated out a racist tirade against Mexican immigrants and I have to wonder: Where is the Republican outrage? Even John E. Bush, whose wife was born in Mexico and who speaks Spanish better than his brother can speak English, hasn't (apparently) said jack-point-shit.

So it would seem that, once again, the GOP is willing to write of the Hispanic vote.

Chimpy got 44% of the Hispanic vote in 2004. Romney got 27% in 2012. Most Hispanics think that the GOP doesn't give a fuck about them and The Donald gave them more reasons to think that.

Best get used to the idea of the Democrats winning again.

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