Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, June 1, 2015

Look! Up In the Sky! It's a Bird, No, It's the Feebies!

The Stasi FBI has a fleet of late-model Cessna spyplanes, which are registered to non-existent three-letter companies. The airplanes fly low over cities and towns doing fuck-if-we-know, which probably implies that the Feebies are doing things that they shouldn't be doing, or that would cause outrage if we knew what they were doing.

Maybe we should all start wearing wide-brimmed hats.

Enemy of the State wasn't supposed to be a "how-to" manual, but it sure seems that way.

2 comments:

Old NFO said...

Transitioning technology from 'other' uses... Just sayin...

Robert Fowler said...

Maybe I should move my computer away from the dining room window. Or close the blinds.