Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, June 20, 2015

The Asswipe of Charleston and the Flag of Traitors

At the statehouse in Columbia, SC, they've lowered the American and state flags to mourn the people murdered by the Asswipe of Charleston.

But the Flag of Traitors is flying at full staff.

Without slavery, there would have been no Civil War. Slavery almost scuttled the Constitutional Convention of 1787. Slavery is a deep bloody stain on the soul of this nation, and the fact that a lot of white folk proudly fly the flag of the Rebellion to Preserve Slavery is as shameful as it would be if the descendants of those who fought for the Third Reich began flying that flag to celebrate their forefathers' service.

4 comments:

Deadstick said...

I'm hoping (without a helluva lot of hope, actually) that this will be the final blow to excusing that flag with the mantra "Heritage!" I'm a purebred descendant of the antebellum South, and I consider my heritage a mark of shame. Yes, my ancestors died for it, and they had it coming.

It's the American swastika.

Joe said...

Somebody's put flowers on the Confederate cemetery nearby. I don't want to live on this planet any more.

Moe said...

What the hell is wrong with you two?

-Moe

Deadstick said...

Moe--

Well, as of 1300MDT Monday, apparently the same thing that's wrong with both senators and the gov of SC, plus the mayor of Charleston...