Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
4 comments:
I love to amaze people when the ask for ID and I show them my Draft Card. People don't know what they are (or were). Some people heard of them (as in burning) but that's about it anymore. The Only lottery I Ever won, the Draft Lottery. I was a 272 out of 270 or so.
w3ski
Would have been out of 365 or 366. I was #61, but then they stopped drafting people.
Nice that you still have it. When I went into the service, they ordered all of us to surrender our draft cards. Who knew that they'd be a valuable keepsake?
It says on the card that you're supposed to turn it in, but I wasn't asked to, and my coworkers weren't either. I asked Personnel, and they said "Sir, we don't collect those from officers, would you just destroy them?"
So we had a little draft card burning ceremony, on USAF property, in uniform...
Sounds a little like the Scandinavian woman, who at 105 years, got a letter asking why she wasn't at school.
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