Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, July 18, 2014

Mouth-Breathers Keeping Us Safe?

The TSA doesn't seem to know that the District of Columbia is part of the nation.

One might imagine that they think that the "D.C." in "Washington, D.C." refers to sexual proclivities.....

I haven't heard of anything this dumb since a guy I once knew was not permitted to mail a package because of a requirement to spell out the names of nations. The jerk in the Post Office thought that Austria was an abbreviation of Australia. (The customer then asked to see the clerk's boss "or somebody who is at least a GS-2".)

2 comments:

Old NFO said...

Are you really surprised???

Comrade Misfit said...

Sadly, no.