Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Caturday

Go down to your local shelter and give these critters a home!


Do it now!

1 comment:

CenterPuke88 said...

Allow me to add a quick shout out to the Acro-Cats act that's in Texas right now. "Circuscats.com" is the website, and the show is quite amusing for a cat lover. Is it $19 amusing, probably not...but your ticket helps support the Amazing Samantha traveling, fostering cats, encouraging adoption and so forth.

Go and see it if it's nearby...it's a short show (about an hour) with a chance to see the cats closer afterwards (but only pet one...the rest are not reliable enough to be petted by a mob of strangers). It real is eye opening to see how well trained cats can be.