Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Caturday

Go down to your local shelter and give these critters a home!


Do it now!

1 comment:

CenterPuke88 said...

Allow me to add a quick shout out to the Acro-Cats act that's in Texas right now. "Circuscats.com" is the website, and the show is quite amusing for a cat lover. Is it $19 amusing, probably not...but your ticket helps support the Amazing Samantha traveling, fostering cats, encouraging adoption and so forth.

Go and see it if it's nearby...it's a short show (about an hour) with a chance to see the cats closer afterwards (but only pet one...the rest are not reliable enough to be petted by a mob of strangers). It real is eye opening to see how well trained cats can be.