Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Further Tales From the National Security State

The Virginia State Police was collecting the licence plate records of people attending political rallies. Nobody in the state government could offer a reason why the Virginia Staties felt the need to do that. Finally, the VSP realized that maybe they ought to ask if it was OK to do that. They were told to knock that shit off.

A gunwriter has first-hand experience with this: The ATF is compiling a de facto gun registration database. If they think that you are buying too many guns, then they'll come visit to ask why. "Jack-booted thugs" doesn't begin to describe those clowns. They have a long history of fucking up.

Feeling safer, yet?

1 comment:

Nangleator said...

All the cops, at every level, are seemingly eager to be told to switch over to Nazi-mode.

I'm sure they'd all rigorously defend the 'psychological tests' in place. But I have to wonder what the tests were actually designed for.