Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Emperor Alexander is Stepping Down?

General Alexander and his chief henchman deputy, Chris Inglis, are said to be leaving their jobs.

Alexander is, arguably, the NSA's version of J. Edgar Hoover,* in that he stayed so long in the job that he seemed to regard it as his birthright. It's worth a mention that the term "Emperor Alexander" was coined by those who worked with him.

Both Alexander and his erstwhile boss, Jimmy the Perjurer, not only misread how things were changing because of the Snowden Revelations, their ham-handed responses only amplified the stories. Both men kept trying to conceal the truth by lying, only to be publicly revealed as liars over and over again.

There needs to be some serious reform. Neither the Emperor or the Perjurer are the ones to do it.
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* Without the cross-dressing. So far as we know.

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