Words of Advice:
DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
5 comments:
Attempted unlawful sexual contact?
"Hey, you've got a little... Let me get that for you..."
Burglary ???
I remember the case, but I'd never have figured that.
He illegally entered a building with the intent of committing a crime therein. That's pretty much the legal definition of burglary.
Peeping is illegal, so.....
Thanks CEB - you're the lawyer.
It is pretty amazing that a porta-potty would be considered a "building," eh ?
Wasn't just the pora-potties. One of the stories said that he had gone into some buildings and made peepholes in the bathrooms.
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