Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

NSA Chief: "I Forgot About the Patriot Act"; Ayup, Tell Me Another One Edition

The Director of the NSA, James Clapper, claimed that he forgot all about the Patriot Act when he told Congress last March that the NSA didn't spy on Americans.

I don't know why he just doesn't resort to the old standard: "Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies." Clapper apparently has a history of lying, so those good Senators should have been a little more prepared.
From 2001 to 2006, Clapper was the director of the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency, the agency that analyzes imagery taken from the skies to provide information on insurgencies, nuclear sites, terror camps and troop movements. ... "We certainly feel there were indications of WMD activity," Clapper told reporters in October 2003.
You know, those Iraqi WMDs for which no hard evidence has ever been found to substantiate the lies that people like Clapper, Dick Cheney, Tony Blair, "Curveball", Achmed Chalabi and Judith Miller told? Remember those lies, the ones that got us into an eight year war that cost trillions of dollars and thousands of American lives?

But hey, who cares, right? Go lie to Congress about taking steroids and you'll be prosecuted. Go lie about spying on Americans-- not so much.

1 comment:

One Fly said...

Another who deserves to swing.