Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 27, 2013

My Only Post About Anthony Weiner

OK, so he's a sexting doouchebag.

Consider that he'd be replacing a megalomaniac[1] who not only rammed through a removal of term limits[2] so he could be the mayor for a third term, but who is the living, breathing, walking personification of the Nanny State.[3] Or, if you will, his private police state.[4]

Compared to the pseudo-fascism of Michael Bloomberg, a mayor who likes to "sext" his female acquaintances would be a vast improvement.
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[1] "I have the seventh largest army in the world!"
[2] Never mind that those limits were enacted by two public referenda. Fuhrer Bloomie wanted another term and another term he got.
[3] No trans fat in foods, big gulps and if you want to buy a cig, it's like asking for hard-core porn.
[4] Bloomberg thinks that the current NYPD policy of frisking people on suspicion of "walking while non-white" is just great.

3 comments:

Moe said...

agree

-Moe

Joe said...

That's how bad things have gotten: a sexual perversion looks relatively benign.

BadTux said...

It's looking like he's not going to be the Democratic candidate though. After all the sexting stuff the female councilwoman that he's running against in the Democratic primary, Christine Quinn, has pulled out to a fairly commanding lead. Too bad. Mayor Weiner, good and hard, is what New York City deserves for electing Mayor Bloomberg not once, not twice, but thrice.