Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Life is Good if You Work for Goldman Sachs

You can get drunker than a lord in the middle of the day, stumble into people, scream racial epithets at them, pick a fight with the guy you just insulted, lose the fight and then, you get a ride to the hospital and the guy you picked the fight with goes to jail.

6 comments:

Eck! said...: Tam hits the nail on the head.

booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com/2013/07/and-media-has-delivered-lesson.html

Do not not assist others.

Do not defend yourself.

You have a right to be a victim.

There are people trying to enforce that right.

Doesn't sound like a plan to me.

Eck!; 7/14/2013 11:44 AM
Old NFO said...: Yeah, that sucks...; 7/14/2013 11:45 AM
Chuck Pergiel said...: OMG! The N-word! Everybody run and hide!

My favorite line from a movie: "NAACP means neeners aren't always colored people."

Also wouldn't be surprised if Goldman Sachs purged their records of that guy as soon as they canned him. Or that he was just pretending to be a Goldman.

Can assault ever be justified by verbal provocation? Can stumbling into a table be taken to be assault? Isn't being drunk in public a crime?; 7/14/2013 11:55 AM
Moe said...: "When Reddish saw the blood oozing he fled the scene, leaving his girlfriend at the burrito joint, police said."

Very manly.; 7/14/2013 1:37 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: Moe, given that it's pretty much SOP in NYC for the NYPD to rigorously apply WWB and that the odds were pretty poor that he'd have been treated at all fairly by the cops, it was excusable of him to run. Might not have been smart or legal, but it was understanable.; 7/14/2013 3:50 PM
XR650L_Dave said...: Unless there is a source with different information the article linked doesn't support your narrative.

Drunk guy bumped into the diner- diner tried to steady him- drunk guy said “This n----r wants to fight me,”, and the diner punched him out.

If that is accurate, drunk guy is indeed an asshole, but the diner most certainly committed an arrestable offense, while drunk-guy did not.

Drunk guy most definitely deserved getting popped one, but life ain't fair that way.; 7/15/2013 10:14 AM