Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Talking to a Reporter is the Same as Spying for the Chinese

That would seem to be the line being taken by The Most Transparent Administration in History, No Shit.

Part of the new "all reporters are spies" theme is that everyone in DasGov has now been charged with ratting out their co-workers and if they don't, well Comrade, that's just the same as spying for the Russians. Apparently, if they're reading the Onion (or maybe the Duffel Blog), that's an indication that they may not be trustworthy-- because humor is incompatible with government service.

Has this Administration finally taken leave of its senses? Did they dig up the mouldering corpse of Franz Kafka and give him a job?
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BadTux said...

If I believed in demonic possession, I'd be starting to think that the ghost of Richard Nixon had oozed out of the Potomac like some primordial slime, slithered up the White House stairs, and was sucked up Obama's nostrils like cigarette smoke in reverse to take over his frontal lobes. Because this is downright Nixonian. Just sayin'.

Euduch 26

7/26/2013 3:03 AM

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