Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
5 comments:
The program my father was in was a little longer than two days.
Basic Training: probably ten weeks (although he did it in Miami Beach)
Radio School: probably another six weeks (Scott Field, Belleville, IL)
Gunnery School: I'd guess two to four weeks (Tyndall Field, Panama City—Ma Deuces!, Robert Stack instructor)
Crew Training: I'd guess a month or more (Pyote, TX)
Then of course, he got to put all that training (and maybe more) to good use during 35 combat missions from his group's base in England (Glatton, near Peterborough). If he were alive today, he might pop for a ride in one, but he wouldn't have any use in simulating another mission—especially if it involved electrically heated flight suits, oxygen, and up in the Flight Levels.
He definitely had the T-shirt.
LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired
I have wanted to fire 'Ma Deuce' since I first saw one on TV as a little kid. It would be such a gas, but Not with blanks, I got to see those big holes appear too.
w3ski
I believe the EAA has a program that gives you a couple of days' ground school on their B-17 and then a few minutes of stick time, including an engine-out.
Interesting. I'd be tempted, if any pilot positions were open. But they're not.
The blanks are fired from the airplane. The participants get to fire 10 live rounds on a range. They can buy more if they want. At probably $10/pop, it'll get really expensive.
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