Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

The Drone Drivers' New Purple Heart

Because they can suffer an injury of some kind while fighting the war from a cubicle in Nevada (just minutes away from the Vegas Strip)!


War is hell, indeed.

4 comments:

w3ski said...

As I scrolled down to the 'ribbon' I was caught by how the top part looks kinda like a diaper.
Was that part of the original design? It would be fitting if it was.
w3ski

montag said...

The DuffleBlog has a post on the first recipient of the new medal. :)

http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/02/predator-drone-is-first-recipient-of-distinguished-warfare-medal/

Old NFO said...

Don't give em any ideas... sigh

Comrade Misfit said...

Is award for Glorious REMF! :)