Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

In Other Travel News, Stagecoach Service to Resume Between St Joseph, MO and San Francisco

Some entity called the "Blue Star Line" plans to build a replica of the RMS Titanic.


Presumably without the substandard rivets, inadequate number of lifeboats, coal-fired boilers or the triple-expansion steam engines powering the outboard screws.

As I wrote almost a year ago, the RMS Titanic was a luxury liner for its day. Now, not so much.

My gut feeling is that there is a lot of financial fuckery afoot. If this pseudo-recreation does sail in 2016, I'll wager that it won't go ten years before it is scrapped. Maybe five. More likely, a boatload of investors will be separated from large amounts of money and the ship won't ever sail.

6 comments:

D. said...

Maybe they can convince the Republican Party to finance it. After all, it won't increase taxes on the rich.

(There is no idea so stupid that some investors won't throw money at it.)

Eck! said...

I can just see it a 100+ year old hull design as efficient in moving though the water... not. Running dirty coal with boiler rats, not. Smooth and fast, not likely.

Eck!


Phil said...

The scrappers are rubbing their hands together in anticipation.

Comrade Misfit said...

I suspect she'll be scrapped on the ways.

Nangleator said...

I'm of Irish descent. Will my teaming masses be locked below decks during all drills? Or just actual emergencies?

Comrade Misfit said...

Depends on whether you can afford a 2nd or 1st class ticket, I guess. Safety regs will probably prevent them from installing the locked gates.