Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, January 17, 2013

If Banksters Shot Up a School......

....then the Obama Administration would levy a fine against the bank itself, ask them not to do it again, and then give the banksters' guns back to them.

Because banks are too big to punish.

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3 comments:

Old NFO said...: Excellent points... sigh...; 1/17/2013 8:23 PM
Eck! said...: Banks aren't spree shooters, they are robbers. The first is nuts and out to kill others and themselves. The latter, banks, is all about getting stuff, free. Also they want to be around to count it and keep it.

The solution for banks is cut off the money..

Eck!; 1/18/2013 8:48 AM
w3ski said...: Sigh. I remember "the rule of law", it was back when I was in Grade School. It seemed to be an important thing back then. Even 'adults' seemed to believe in it.
Turned out to be just like the tooth fairy.
w3ski; 1/18/2013 1:08 PM