Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, January 11, 2013

The Cowardly Broadcasting System

This was the opening sequence for the CBS-TV mystery show "Elementary", it is a bit of a Rube Goldberg-type machine.



But if you go look at the opening chapter in the latest episode (available here), you will see that they edited down the opening sequence to the point that it makes not the least bit of sense. They did that in order to remove the revolver and any hint of blood.

Which is a bit ironic, really. The episode titled "M", the latest as of this writing, opens with a killer who hangs his victims upside down and then slits their throats. That leaves an impressive pool of blood on the floor, which, as you can see, is not edited out of the show.

Neither is one stabbing, but at least a gun wasn't used.

Fucking cowards.

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