Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, January 18, 2013

Shorter Obama Administration on Petitions: "We Are so Tired of Dealing with You Proles!"

The threshold for a response to a petition is now 100,000 signatures in 30 days.
Remember you have just 30 days to get 100,000 signatures in order to get a response from the White House.
It was 25,000. But it would seem to me that they just don't want know what we think about the issues of the day. It takes actual work on the part of some minion to answer the petitions. They want to appear to be open to our opinions, without having to actually be so.

Which is to be expected. Nobody is going to be voting for Barack Obama again, he is term-limited out. You think he really now cares what you think?

Their next step will probably be to take out a restraining order against the American people, because they clearly don't really want to hear from us, thankyouveddymuch.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Perhaps this petition reaching 44k since Jan 12 has something to do with the change? Only petition I found so far with anywhere NEAR that many signatures.

"Remove United States District Attorney Carmen Ortiz from office for overreach in the case of Aaron Swartz."

Unknown said...

Although the multiple "boo Feinstein" petitions could also have had a bearing on the change from 25k sig to 100k signatures, eg:

"Try Senator Dianne Feinstein in a Federal Court For Treason To The Constitution"