Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Caturday; Adoption Edition

Lots of cats need a home. If you can, please open yours to one.


That cat looked so much my Gracie (peace be upon her) that it almost broke my heart not to bring her home. But I just can't.
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Anonymous said...

In spite of my allergy to cats, and already allowing my son and his bride to be two cats, I gave permission for a third. A sweet student couple they know cannot take their cat to a new smaller apartment, so a gigantic brown tabby named Mr. President is now our newest resident here.

My sinus cavities have declared war upon me....

1/29/2013 5:45 PM
Anonymous said...

LOL...allowing my son and his bride to be TO HAVE two cats...that is.

They are not really catty, the two of them.

1/29/2013 5:46 PM

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