Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Caturday; Shelter Edition

If you don't have a cat in your life, please consider going to an animal shelter and finding one.


The cat you adopt will be grateful for a home. And your life will be immeasurably enriched.

Do it.

That is all.

3 comments:

w3ski said...

We have 9 rescue/feral cats at this point, one that mostly lives outside and the rest all house cats now. Probably take in another if they managed to show up at the door. Can't go anywhere inside or outside without a gang of cats walking with you.
The rescue dogs (3) all get along with the rescue cats and even I am adopted so we are a "rescue family". I do admit my wife grew with her birth parents and the Parrot came from a 'store' but that's it, for us.
w3ski
Rescue Animals Rule, you'll never find a better friend anywhere.

Bridget Magnus said...

Damnit Comrade, my poor old cat passed away last week.

As much as I miss a furry person curling up with me in bed, I am not ready for this yet. =(

Comrade Misfit said...

My condolences on your loss, Bridget.