Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, January 7, 2013

Shorter Depardieu: "Russian Caviar and Vodka is Worth the Move."

Because he is denying that he accepted a Russian passport because he is a tax evader.

Other than native KGB FSB assets who have been arrested and then traded to the Russians (or who fled to Russia), I can't think of anyone offhand that I have ever heard of who wanted a Russian passport, not since the idealism of the Bolshevik Revolution was washed away with the blood from the Great Terror, at any rate.

(Why the title.)
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2 comments:

Old NFO said...

Personally, I don't think that he is going to 'like' the way he's treated when his money runs out...

1/07/2013 8:18 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

And he apparently has to live in Mother Russia for six months out of the year to qualify for that low tax rate. Maybe he can rent a cheap apartment in Norilsk

1/07/2013 8:40 PM

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