Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 26, 2012

Packing Up

I should have just hired a crew and thrown everything that wouldn't fit into my car into a 30-yard dumpster. And then set it alight.

I did find four storage containers that I hadn't opened in ten years. Other than some photos, I threw out the contents. Lots of belts, which made sense to wear when I had a smaller waistline. All now dumpster food. Five trash bags full of clothing have gone to the resale shops.

If you have Verizon for both your landline and cell, here is a free tip: Always use the cell to call them. I spent 20 minutes on hold with their customer service on my home phone, then I hung up, called on my cell, and got what I needed to do with them accomplished in less than five minutes. See, they don't care if you're on hold over a landline, but on a cell call, it's both free airtime to you and you're occupying part of their wireless bandwidth, so they want your problem addressed and you of the air.

Back to work.

1 comment:

w3ski said...

It never ceases to amaze me as to what I thought was worth keeping ten or more years ago when I filled said box for storage!
w3ski