Words of Advice:
DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
2 comments:
That is very probably the only known use of the word Integrity in the Greater Kabul area.
But... but... Academi! Clearly this is just a place of scholarly study, where their employees walk around in white robes while somberly debating the fine details of the philosophy of... uhm... capering in the woods while wearing white robes? Heh. Like you said, "Evil Lair of Vicious, Trigger-Happy, Murderous"... aholes. Being from the South, I've met their ilk a'plenty. Usually ranting about the N-word , while their white robe hangs in the closet.
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