Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, March 26, 2012

That's Pretty Disturbing; Literature Edition

You might have heard of the series of novels that started out with My Friend Flicka, which were published in the 1940s and were the basis of a television series and a few movies.

What you might not know is that "flicka" is the Swedish word for "girl". So the title was "My Girlfriend".

Which raises some questions about what was going on back at the ranch.

Somebody alert Rick Santorum.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Naw. Neal Horseley is proof that right-wingers are just fine with mare girlfriends ;).