Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, March 5, 2012

What I Do; General Aviation Edition


I've not seen a General Aviation version of the "what I do" meme, so this is my somewhat shabby attempt at it. Graphic artistry is not my bag, so if someone wants to redo this and make it look prettier, have at it.

5 comments:

Nangleator said...

Nicely done!

I remember people asking me about the radar in the planes I flew. Parachutes. Ejection seats. Bathrooms.

I flew 2-seat trainers that my passengers would sometimes help me drag over to the pumps before we got started.

My passengers getting nervous because I didn't get permission from the tower, at a clearly non-towered airstrip...

There's a suspiciously willful ignorance about GA in the world. The shit's not that hard to learn! But I guess a little knowledge really does harm, for that subject.

No Longer a Factor said...

As a G.A. guy, I have to say you nailed it! As an air traffic control guy, I have to say you've given me an idea! Thanks for the laughs!

Now let's see. As an air traffic controller, my friends thought I...

Should look like John Cusack?

Cheers - NLA Factor

OldRetiredDude said...

Ah yes, the joy of being a flib...deja vu all over again.

Comrade Misfit said...

NLA Factor, if you do an ATC version, please share the link to it.

No Longer a Factor said...

I certainly will, Comrade Misfit! But you are welcome to visit me anytime over at "What The Air Traffic Controller Saw." It's the tiny slice of cyberspace where I've been doing an extended postmortem on my ATC career. Cheers ~ NLAF