Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, March 22, 2012

The Incredible Erasable Candidate

The Etch-a-Sketch Candidate: "I can be whatever you want me to be."


The Romney campaign, as much as they are trying to retract the comment, told the truth two days ago: Everything that Romney has said or promised during the primary campaign has been complete and utter bullshit. Romney will flip from being a "severe conservative" to Mister Middle-of-the-Road. He'll get up and deny that he meant anything he said during the primary campaign and that, in the Fall, we can really trust him now.

It's a lesson he learned at Bain Capital, when his job was to lie like a patent-medicine salesman to get the shareholders of a company to agree to being taken over. Romney and his boys at Bain would proclaim how they valued the company, what it did and they'd only make it better. But then, as we all know, they'd load up the company with debt and then loot the company, leaving people out of work, factories shuttered and towns devastated. All the while, the Bain boys laughed all the way to their vacation houses in the Hamptons and in Vail.

Republicans are being fools if they think they can believe or rely on anything that Romney says. I won't say that they are "being fooled", for there is abundant evidence that Romney believes nothing other than he should be in charge.

3 comments:

Nangleator said...

I bet if he ever opened up to questions from an audience, we could get him to reverse himself on a single issue 8 or 9 times in a row, before his handlers rushed out and carried him away on a satin pillow.

kilwer said...

Try this link and refresh the page. There are some funny people on teh interwebs.

http://www.etchasketchmittromney.com/

w3ski said...

Romney is a flapping mouth , no discussion there. Less substance than a pinch of dust tossed airborne to check wind direction and speed before a shot.
I can't forget the alternative tho. I was raised a Jewish liberal in Berkeley Ca. of all places. I am more to the 'left' than many a liberal: and Santorum scares the shit(pardon the pun)out of me.
Maybe for town church leader but NOT President of the USA!
Too many hangups in the "person", not Qualified.
Mitt is a wisp of the wind and our country would suffer great things at his hands, by God better Mit than the preacher.
w3ski