Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Caturday

Bella is in forbidden territory. She knows that she's not supposed to go on top of the refrigerator.


Jake is getting a little sun.


Murphy is enjoying some time in a dog park. This was one of the few seconds that he wasn't running and playing with other dogs.

2 comments:

wolfbitch said...

Be careful telling Bella to get off the fridge. Those laser eyes might getcha!

w3ski said...

It was snowing and he was wet and hungry so I just picked him up and put him inside.
We finally brought in the big sweet but unfixed "ferral" cat. He hid in the bathroom first day by next morning he's sleeping on the table with the white cat like he's been here forever.
He needs everything now but even the dogs accept him. We lost one to coyotes but we now have adopted 2 from the bush. Wish us luck.
w3ski with "Smokey" the new cat